ordnungsokonomik:

autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

and people still say there’s no evidence for jewish reptilians

ordnungsokonomik:

autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

and people still say there’s no evidence for jewish reptilians

cettejoie:

You go, baby vamp.

 - when she confirms that you're about to have sex
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robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02
nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

tyleroakley:

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

the newest addition to my bucket list

thegirlwiththeloontattoo:

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

Death.