For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
and people still say there’s no evidence for jewish reptilians
You go, baby vamp.
Good gender neutral baby names:
- Unit 00
- Unit 01
- Unit 02
The absence of women in history is man made.
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
the newest addition to my bucket list
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.